(to be read in the voice of the Direct TV commercials)
Its windy. When its windy, I don't walk the dog. When I don't walk the dog, I have more time for things like laundry, vacuuming the carpet, and doing my job. When I have more time for doing my job, I get to make pretty new things for pretty new brides. Mr. Wind… stay as long as you like.
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